25 Kasım 2011 Cuma

``Gay Dictionary``

Sizinle daha once birisinin sayfasinda gordugum ve cok hosuma giden bir yaziyi paylasmak istedim ;gay dictionary (gay sozlugu ). Bazi seyleri oyle guzel ifade etmis ki :

I want a commitment. - I'm sick of masturbation.

Haven't I seen you before? - Nice ass.

I need you. - My hand is tired.

You're the only man I've ever cared about. - You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

I'm a Romantic. - I'm poor.

I really want to get to know you better. - So I can tell my friends about it.

It's just orange juice, try it. - 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

He's kinda cute. - I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

He's not my type. - He won't sleep with me.

I miss you so much - I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

I had a wonderful time last night. - Who the hell are you?

Do you love me? - I've done something stupid and you might find out.

Do you 'really' love me? - I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

I'll give you a call. - I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

I've been thinking a lot.- You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I think we should just be friends. - You're ugly.

I've learned a lot from you. - Next!!!!

What do you do? - I gonna have sex and may be you pay me?

You're smart. - Too much brain long time no sex, is he horny or boring.Whateva

Where do you stay? - Is there safe place for sex now.

What's your job? - How long I can use your money?

Where are you from? - I'm learning English.

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